colicade:

Me as Cronus Ampora from Homestuck.

I love this asshole. For sure!

Photos by Suzu, editing by me.

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colicade:

Me as Cronus Ampora from Homestuck.

I love this asshole. For sure!

Photos by Suzu, editing by me.

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gaunzilla:

Natural History Museum part THREE. 

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deadshitandme:

An Alpaca Cria(Vicugna pacos), person that had cleaned it boiled the living hell out of it then probably soaked in a bleach/water mixture, but for as cheap as I got it I can’t complain.

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deadshitandme:

American Ranch Red Fox(vulpes vulpes), sister bought a whole batch of them from a breeder and was nice enough to macerate one for me. The leaves left in the water stained it a beautiful umber colour(a lot darker in person than in the photos). Last photo is comparison to an European ranch raised.

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deadshitandme:

Staffordshire(Canis lupus familiaris), ex-teaching aid.

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txidal-waves:

punkrockmermaid:

“I raped that test in math cla–” No.

“I raped that game earli–” Stop.

“The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up.

Do you see what you’re doing?

YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION.

YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS.

STOP.

i’ve been waiting so long for this post 

(Source: savedmyselffromthedragon)

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gripmetightcastiel:

Pale skin, dark hair, blue eyes..
I think its pretty obvious that Asa Butterfield is going to be a complete knockout when he gets older. I’m calling it right now, our kids are going to fangirl over him.

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philtheyeti:

askbunnymundrotg:

the-girlfriend-of-jack-frost:

Yes… I love you, Jack Frost

(mun does, very so)

(I owe so much to him.)

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theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

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bubblelumps:

1000notes:

comedraco:

twyll:

good posts with a long string of terrible comments

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good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable

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spindlebug:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people

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pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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